Teaser Tuesday - Dead Until Dark

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just:
* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
* Share the title and author, too, so that other Teaser Tuesday participants can add the book to their To Be Read (TBR) Lists if they like your teasers!

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I am really liking Dead Until Dark much more than I thought I would!  Humorous and fun, with just a little dark and edgy for contrast!  Sookie makes me laugh, but I'm a little disappointed that no one says "y'all," - at least not yet!
Just a reminder, come on back on Friday for Part 1 of the "Dead Until Dark" Read and React, covering Chapters 1 and 2.  For more information, read the announcement from Sunday!  All are welcome - Hope to see you then!!

The Tease:

"When Gran urged me to get in the shower and change my clothes, I realized that she regarded Bill the vampire as my date.  That made me feel a little odd.  One, Gran was so desperate for me to have a social life that even a vampire was eligible for my attention; two, that I had some feelings that backed up that idea; three, that Bill might accurately read all this; four, could vampires even do it like humans?"
- Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse #1), by Charlaine Harris

 What's your Tease?